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Your outie deserves
to know.

Your innie reports to work. Your innie does not negotiate. Your innie does not ask questions.

But you — reading this right now — you are the outie. You signed the paperwork. And at some point, you also accepted a severance package without knowing whether it was fair.

This tool exists because Lumon's HR department already knows the benchmarks. Now you do too.

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Section 01

The Information Asymmetry

When you were laid off, HR already knew what was typical. They had benchmarks, comps, and legal counsel. You had a shocked 30 minutes in a conference room and a document nobody explained. This tool closes that gap.

Section 02

The Lumon Problem

In the show, innies never know what their outies agreed to. In real life, most workers sign severance agreements without knowing if the terms are fair. The parallel was too obvious to ignore. Lumon did not build this. Someone who got laid off did.

Section 03

The Actual Utility

Real benchmarks. Anonymous submissions. No email required. No lawyers fishing for clients. Just the data — what people in similar situations actually received — so you can make an informed decision before you sign anything.

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